Saturday, June 02, 2007

Archbishop to excommunicate Kate Middleton over royal abortion allegation

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i19635

[TheSpoof!] 2 June 2007--Ecclesiastical sources are said to be livid today following the leaking of reports that Prince William's ex-girlfriend may have had an abortion rather than suffer a lifetime of mothering a new Anti-Christ.

The disclosure comes amid reports that the Archbishop of Canterbury is demanding to interrogate Middleton to find out if she really 'flushed a potential heir's heir to the Pretender to the Throne' down the pan in August 2006 after finding out William is really George W Bush's little bastard."

The Constitutional position is very clear.

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