Saturday, February 12, 2011

Archbishop of Canterbury converts to Islam


Dr Rowan Williams has failed to quell the row over his recent comments with the announcement that he has been fully accepted into the Muslim faith. He claims to see no inconsistency with his new religion and his continuing role as the leader of the Anglican faith.

‘Both religions are saying basically the same thing,’ said Rahman Muhammed bin Williams as he now wishes to be known, ‘and I hope to bring together two aspects of these two major world faiths. So we will still have the Church of England Christingle Jumble Sale, but instead of getting a jar of home made jam in the raffle, the winner gets to drive a car bomb into the American Embassy.’

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3 comments:

RMBruton said...

Mullah, Mullah, Mullah!

Joe Mahler said...

Rowan Williams is now a pagan. He has broken the First Commandment of the Decalogue. A belief of Islam is that Allah has no son. If Allah is God then this is a denial of Christianity and the Trinity and the 39 Articles of Religion. Williams is therefor not a Christian and should be removed from the Church of England and all orders. If Allah is not God but a god then Williams has descended into paganism. He is breaking the 1st Commandment and likewise should be removed from the CoE and defrocked. He's something else.

An Anxious Anglican said...

It was a joke, Joe.